8" purple stuffed animal

Totally unique

Purple Cthulhu style tentacles (as in writer H.P. Lovecraft's character, or you could call them purple noodly appendages if you like)

Also resembles a star nosed mole

From the game Mad Scientist

Sits upright on a desk or shelf

Reads minds

Gender neutral, conversation starter gift

Great for offices/ purple cubicles

Possibly evil

A few of our customers will recognize the purple Psychic Rats from our friends' game Mad Scientist and be excited to find there's a real life purple stuffed animal version you can have.  Most of you, though, will just think this is either the quirkiest, or ugliest, thing ever and some of you will just need to own one.  Or ten.

Backstory on the rats:  In the game, the purple Psychic Rat is one of six rats (Cyborg, Genius, Strong, Giant, Mutant, and, of course, Psychic) in a school's laboratory. At the start of the game the Psychic Rat escapes and frees all the other rats, who proceed to terrorize the school.