{"id":164,"date":"2012-05-30T16:48:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T23:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/?page_id=164"},"modified":"2015-03-31T22:40:47","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T05:40:47","slug":"purple-cows","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/purple-cows\/","title":{"rendered":"Purple Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The Recipe<\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_220\" style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"\/wordpress_files_and_purple_monkeys\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/purple_cow_recipe.gif\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-220\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-220 \" title=\"purple_cow_recipe\" src=\"\/wordpress_files_and_purple_monkeys\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/purple_cow_recipe.gif\" alt=\"Purple Cow Receipe - The Purple Store\" width=\"250\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/wordpress_files_and_purple_monkeys\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/purple_cow_recipe.gif 250w, https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/wordpress_files_and_purple_monkeys\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/purple_cow_recipe-150x102.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-220\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Purple Cow Receipe<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>The Poem<\/h2>\n<blockquote><p>I never saw a purple cow<br \/>\nI never hope to see one<br \/>\nBut I can tell you anyhow<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather see than be one!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; Gelett Burgess, The Lark, 1896<\/p>\n<h2>The College<\/h2>\n<div style=\"width: 121px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.williams.edu\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" \" style=\"border: 0px;\" title=\"Purple Cow College\" src=\"\/images\/misc\/williamscow.gif\" alt=\"Purple Cow College - The Purple Store\" width=\"111\" height=\"87\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">William&#39;s College<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Williams College&#8217;s Purple Cows<\/p>\n<p>At the start of the 20th Century,\u00a0<a href=\"\/williamspurplecows.shtml\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Williams College<\/span><\/a>\u00a0in Williamstown, Massachusetts, USA had a humor magazine called &#8220;The Purple Cow&#8221;. In 1907, the student body elected the purple cow to be the college&#8217;s mascot.<\/p>\n<h2>The Other Poem<\/h2>\n<blockquote><p>Ah yes, I wrote &#8220;The Purple Cow&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Sorry now I wrote it<br \/>\nBut I can tell you Anyhow<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll Kill you if you Quote it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; Gelett Burgess,\u00a0<em>The Lark<\/em>, 1897<\/p>\n<p>Burgess, who made many other contributions to turn of the 20th century literature, became increasingly annoyed that his name and fame always led him back to The Purple Cow. The subtitle that appeared in the San Francisco\u00a0<em>Lark<\/em>with this follow-up poem says it all:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">CONFESSION: and a Portrait, Too,<br \/>\nUpon a Background that I Rue!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Recipe <\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-220\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Purple Cow Receipe<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p> The Poem <\/p>\n<p>I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I&#8217;d rather see than be one!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Gelett Burgess, The Lark, 1896<\/p>\n<p> The College <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">William&#39;s College<\/p>\n<p>Williams College&#8217;s Purple Cows<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1211,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164\/revisions\/1211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepurplestore.com\/purpleblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}